ZK's 31 Days of Terror: Resurrection

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ZK's 31 Days of Terror day #22
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It's my favorite Christmas movie. The most horrific thing about it was me realizing that I am never going to have any better as cute as Gizmo.
 
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ZK's 31 Days of Terror day #22
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It's my favorite Christmas movie. The most horrific thing about it was me realizing that I am never going to have any better as cute as Gizmo.

Haha, I just watched this one again last night. It's a Christmas classic indeed, but I love that you can watch it as a horror film during October just as well
that showdown with Stripe in the toy store feels like Chucky
 
Man, I was re-watching Dead Alive, and I forgot how insanely fucked up and maddening this movie is as a whole, it's the best kind of fucked up. I think it's still my favourite horror comedy of all time in it's sheer audacity, and I pretty much couldn't stop laughing my ass off the entire time, there's really too many good moments in this movie. I mean, where else are you going to see another zombie flick where
the zombies have sexy times, and make some undead babies? Even in death, the badass priest is still getting some hot undead ass.
The zombies in this movie are just perfect to me.

Peter Jackson needs to make moar horror comedy.
 
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Man, I was re-watching Dead Alive, and I forgot how insanely fucked up and maddening this movie is as a whole, it's the best kind of fucked up. I think it's still my favourite horror comedy of all time in it's sheer audacity, and I pretty much couldn't stop laughing my ass off the entire time, there's really too many good moments in this movie. I mean, where else are you going to see another zombie flick where
the zombies have sexy times, and make some undead babies? Even in death, the badass priest is still getting some hot undead ass.
The zombies in this movie are just perfect to me.

Peter Jackson needs to make moar horror comedy.
I honestly thought you typed Dead or Alive then, and was struggling to remember procreating zombies from that clusterfuck of a film.
 
I honestly thought you typed Dead or Alive then, and was struggling to remember procreating zombies from that clusterfuck of a film.

Hahaha, yeah, probably should have just used the film's original title Braindead, which makes it a bit less confusing, because no matter what, when I type the words dead alive, the first things that comes to mind is "that" franchise.

Also, I never knew there was actually a film based off that franchise...........dear god.
 
Hahaha, yeah, probably should have just used the film's original title Braindead, which makes it a bit less confusing, because no matter what, when I type the words dead alive, the first things that comes to mind is "that" franchise.

Also, I never knew there was actually a film based off that franchise...........dear god.
You mean you've never seen this amazing piece of assaction?

 
You mean you've never seen this amazing piece of assaction?


Yeah, but the best part is Eric Robert's evil master plan of making glasses capable of downloading people's martial arts skills directly into your brain, which he then plans to sell to terrorists. You know instead of just straight up selling a piece of revolutionary technology and becoming a billionaire the not dangerous way.
 
This both looks and sounds like a cheap porno to me.


.....yep, can't say I'm even surprised, might go watch this piece of shit to see how many braincells I can kill.

You know what else dead or alive reminds me of though? This:

 
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Gremlins

Well, @Schizm already gives a pretty good rundown of the movie here. He's already hit on all the big points I'd want to make about the movie so this review is probably going to be a short one.

Gremlins is one of those films from my childhood that nurtured my love of horror and the horror comedy genre. It's a movie that I've seen dozens of times throughout my life, but the thing that makes me happiest about it is it's one movie that definitely still holds up now that I'm an adult. If anything I'd say I appreciate Gremlins and it's sequel more now than I did as a kid, because I have a better understanding of the dark humor and the various homages Joe Dante packed his films with.

The premise of the film is as simple as can be. When small town America is invaded by a band of green goblins looking to take over the town with often deadly slapstick antics it's up to one unlikely hero to save the day. The premise is simple and by the numbers, but executed well.

With such a simple premise what really separates this film from others like it are the little details. Schism already covered the creature effects and all the various homages and references, but the movie also does a great job of characterizing the town the film takes place in. All of the characters fill the typical small town roles, but the movie shows the good and the bad of a place like this where everyone knows everyone else's business. Dante obviously has a lot of love for small towns and the people that inhabit them. Schism mentions the Fuddermans and they're a great example. It'd be easy to just make fun of Marty and the way he seems to dislike everything about the modern world, but the movie turns him into an endearing curmudgeon that might complain, but is really a good guy at heart that can take action when necessary.

The town itself has a lot of character as well. Just the look and the feel of it makes it feel like a real place with it's chintzy Christmas decorations and slightly worn down look. It's a place that looks lived in, but not falling apart. The set designs for the town are great and packed with some nice little details.

These things add to the atmosphere of the film. We're watching this living small town being invaded by strange outsiders and even though we don't know the all of the characters that well, we still feel the impact as they have to deal with these little green menaces. The atmosphere of the film isn't exactly a horror type atmosphere, but it's more whimsical, but that makes it all the better when the Gremlins stop being cute little scamps and cause some serious harm.

As much as the film does have a strong heart, with a lot of comedy it definitely gets its horror bonafides in as well. There's the confrontation with Stripe the leader of the Gremlins that Schizm already mentioned, but one other instance early in the film is when the Gremlins stalk the school teacher that was doing some experiments on them. It's a very classic horror scene that's brilliantly shot to build up tension. It relies on clever cuts and not showing the gremlins, but using sound cues to build up the feeling of being stalked by a predator. This scene is a large part of what makes the film work as horror, because it solidifies the Gremlins as a real threat. Despite the funny shit they will get up to these are deadly creatures that can stalk and kill a grown man.

As Schizm already mentioned the creature effects for the film are great. The mix of puppetry and animatronics still look great to this day. However, what really sells the movie is the excellent designs for the gremlins. All of the main ones have a unique look that make them instantly identifiable without making them look silly or over complicated.

The acts is great across the board and the cast has some great chemistry. The stand out performance for me was Phoebe Cates, both because she's no damsel in distress by is able to save herself, but also because of that awesome monologue about why she hates Christmas. It's a story that's completely messed up and yet so ridiculous that's it's funny at the same time. She really strikes the right tone with her recital of the story.

Overall, Gremlins is a classic horror comedy and one that I think almost anyone should be able to enjoy. The movie certainly has a special place in my heart. If you don't find Gizmo to be the cutest thing ever then you've probably got no heart or soul. 9 out of 10
 
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ZK's 31 Days of Terror day #23

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A movie about one man's desperate struggle to return some video tapes.
 
American Psycho

It's funny how time changes things. I hated American Psycho the first I saw it as a teenager. I was looking for a more straight forward horror film and the dark satire completely flew over my head. I cringe now thing about how I found the film boring my first time through because there wasn't enough kills or gore. Now of course I admire the film's restraint with the violence and gore. It manages to get across just how horrific the things Marcus Halberstram does without wallowing in the violence, which helps the film's pacing and doesn't spoil the film's dark comedy. It wasn't until I was older and my taste matured a bit that I really came to understand and love this brilliant masterpiece of black comedy. Now American Psycho is my favorite black comedy and in my top 10 favorite films of all time.

American Psycho is a film about the American Dream taken to a twisted extreme where wealth and status mean everything. All the characters in the film are hollow shells that exist just to brag about their material possession. When the characters measure each other up it's not by any of their natural traits, but all by their taste, their fashion sense and most importantly how much those things cost. In this vapid and shallow atmosphere individual identity becomes meaningless, which leads into one of the film's funniest running jokes on how everyone keeps confusing character's names and identities. Except for Pat Bateman that guy is a total light weight.

In this shallow atmosphere of materialism main character Donaldson is the most shallow and empty character of all. The guy has no life other than collecting more material possessions to impress other rich douches with. Paul Allen's life is so empty that he tries to fill it with shallow 80s pop culture, which he over analyzes whenever he gets the chance. His hedonistic lifestyle and empty life have driven him completely insane and turned him into a remorseless psycho.

Such a hollow shell of a character could easily end up being boring as hell, but the main character is expertly played by Jude Law in a career defining role. Law plays the character as such a ball of neurosis that lacks any kind of satisfaction in the things he does have. Instead he's constantly complaining about all the nice things other people he had. He's almost always on the verge of tearing up when he thinks someone have a nicer business card or got a reservation at a trendy new restaurant. His only method of release is committing gruesome and lurid crimes or is it? American Graffiti is an ambiguous film that doesn't want you to trust main character Price's narration and at many points it's unclear how much of what's happening on screen is really happening and what's only going on in his head.

Of course it's impossible to talk about this film without discussing its setting. The 80s were a time of prosperity in American and the film is all about satirizing materialistic and shallow yuppy culture. At that time fitting in meant everything. The film's most iconic scene is a speech about a song by Robert Palmer, which praises the joys of conformity. As much as I love 80s pop culture I do have to admit that while technically polished a lot of it is pretty damn shallow.

I really appreciate screenwriter and director Katherine Bigelow's expert direction of the film. She directs the film in a way that highlights the ambiguous nature of the story. One of the most interesting characters in the film is the police officer. The director shot each of his scenes three times. First, she told him to play the scene like he was sure the main character had committed murder, the second time to play the scene as if he was sure the main character hadn't committed the crime, and a third time to play the scene as if he wasn't sure. She then edited the scenes taking bits from all three takes so we're never sure what the cop really thinks of Marcus Halberstram. It's brilliant decisions like these that add layers to the film and give it a lot of rewatch value.

The film is expertly shot with a lot of cool and stylish looking shots. The 80s soundtrack is obviously impeccable with each song well chosen.

Overall, America Pie is the perfect send up of Yuppy culture and what happens when the American dream runs wild and is twisted into an unnatural shape. 10 out of 10 Would watch it on video tape.
 
Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight

I've always been a huge fan of the Tales From the Crypt TV series. It was a smartly written series that paid tribute to the lurid EC comics of the 50s while having a wicked edge of dark humor and just the right amount of camp to hold it all together. Every episode was book ended with some narration from the Crypt Keeper and I just love his stupid puns. They're so forced, but someone still went to a lot of effort to make them lurid as possible. The TV series was a brilliant way to deliver bite sized horror stories.

Unfortunately the Tales series wasn't so great at transitioning into feature length movies. I didn't particularly enjoy Bordello of Blood or Ritual which both just felt like overlong episode. However, I think Tales got it right with Demon Knight. It's fun, breezy horror flick about a scrappy group of survivors trapped by evil, but what sets it apart from the million other movies like it are two things. First the excellent performance of Billy Zane and second the same dark humor that made the series enjoyable. The movie is never particularly scary, but it does delivery some nice gory kills and bizarre death that will make you grimace, but not want to look away.

One of the things I didn't like about Bordello of Blood was it was too comedy focused and I thought Dennis Miller was a horrible choice for the lead. It didn't feel so much like Miller was acting as he was doing an extended comedy routine. Demon Knight on the other hand has a solid cast of character actors and while all the acting is exaggerated it's all well done. The entire cast is pretty enjoyable even the characters that are just there to be part of the carnage.

Of course there's no discussing this movie without talking about Billy Zane and just how much fun he's having chewing the fuck out of the scenery. His performance is pure camp. I can't say he's ever really terrifying because his performance is too hammy for that, but he's a funny and charismatic villain, which works for this type of movie. If there's one reason to go out and watch this movie right this second then Zane is it.

The special effects for the movie are mostly practical if low budget. However, the cheesy looking effects and monsters just adds to the atmosphere of camp the film has going on. The movie is well shot and the score is decent enough to get its job done.

Overall, this is a fun film with memorable performances, a good sense of humor and one hell of a scene stealing performance from Billy Zane. The movie is nothing deep, but it's a good way to spend an hour of half if you want something kind of mindless to enjoy. If you're a fan of the Tales From the Crypt TV series then I'd definitely recommend checking this one out. I give this movie 7 dancing Billy Zanes out of 10

 
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